Verse 1
Masturbating Moose, I’ll hunt you down and show you how to loose.
Masturbating Moose, The moon shines high and I just wanna share my thoughts and cry,
couse‘ you are confident but brain absent, can’t let down a single friend, and I just wanna‘ be some more like you…
Verse 2
Let me speak to the man in the moon, he’s sitting up there lonely anyways.
He’s a drunken fool, I know He’s bout‘ to die cause‘ he’s got nothing left to do,
but eating starlights planting moonpines, drinking mars-ale til‘ the sunlight shines.
And I just wanna‘ be some more like you…
Chorus
Im searching for the Masturbating Moose….
I’ll hunt u down and show you how to loose….
Verse 3
Masturbating Moose, I’ll hunt you down and show you how to loose.
Masturbating Moose, The moon shines high and I just wanna share my thoughts and cry,
couse‘ you are confident but brain absent, can’t let down a single friend, and I just wanna‘ be some more like you…
Chorus
Im searching for the Masturbating Moose….
I’ll hunt u down and show you how to loose….